Omegle

Oi.
So I don't go on omegle, but my weird addicted friends on crack (jkjk XD ) do, and I just found this convo hilarious. (Though it kinda gets old after a while.) Beware, 'tis really long, and when you get to the end, you feel like you wasted ten minutes reading it for nothing.

Stranger: HI
You: heeeeeeeeey
You: OMG I LOVE CAPS LOCK
Stranger: OMG ME TOO!
Stranger: ARE YOU MAGGIE?
You: OF COURSE
Stranger: YES?
You: YES
Stranger: AAAH!
You: IKR THIS IS SO CRAZY
Stranger: PROVE YOURSELF.
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW ME? O:
You: MY PATRONUS IS A OTTER
You: MY MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER
You: AND MY FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRY
Stranger: OMFG WILL YOU MARRY ME
You: HM LEMME THINK
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WHO IS THE BRIDE?
You: YOU'RE MY WIFE
You: Y
Stranger: Y?
You: NO
You: UR FACE
You: IDK
Stranger: OH
You: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
Stranger: MY FACE IS HAWT
You: THATS NICE
Stranger: THANK YOU!!!!!
You: SO IZ MINE
You: DO YUO LIKE GRAPE JELLY?
Stranger: YAY WE CAN BE THE HAWT FACES COUPLE
You: YEAH!
You: WE ROCK!
Stranger: YES I LOVE GRAPES. I ALSO LOVE APPLES
You: BUT DO U LIKE CANTELOPE?
Stranger: CANTALOPE IS AWESOME
You: I LIKE ANTELOPES
You: OMG LETS ELOPE
Stranger: I LIKE ZEBRAS
You: ME TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ESPECIALLY WHEN THEYRE PINK
You: I LIKE PURPLE ELEPHANTS
You: OMMFG WE HAV SO MUCH IN COMMON
Stranger: I ALSO LIKE IT WHEN MY FROGS ARE GOLDEN
You: OMG COMMON IS A PALINDROME
Stranger: YES WERE THE PERFECT COUPLE!
You: IKR!
Stranger: WHAT IS A PALINDROME AGAIN? XD
You: YEAH I JUST REALIZED THAT COMMON IS NOT A PALINDROME
Stranger: IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE NOMMOC
You: BUT A PALINDROME IS A WORD THAT IS THE SAME FRONTWARDS AND BACKEWADS
Stranger: AND THATS A WEIRD WORD
You: YEAH U ROCK
You: IT TOTALLY IZ
Stranger: YOU ROCK TOO
You: AWW THATS SO SWEET
You: SO DO U
Stranger: I LIKE CHOCOLATE DO YOU LIKE IT?
You: OMFG I LUV IT
You: BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LUV U
Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWWW :3
Stranger: THAT WAS SWEET BUT I LOVE YOU MORE
Stranger: MY PATRONUS IS IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR HAWT FACE
You: OMG I THNK MINE MIGHT B CHANGING
You: FROM AN OTTER
You: WOW UR RLLY HOT EVEN AS AN OTTER
Stranger: YOU ARE TOO YOURE SO PRETTYFUL
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE RING?
You: I THINK IT SHUD HAV A PIC OF UR FACE ON IT
You: AND URS CAN HAV ONE OF MINE ON IT
Stranger: THAT'D BE AWESOME
You: AND WE CAN WEAR THEM FOREVER
Stranger: AND EVER
You: AND EVER
Stranger: AND EEEVEEEEEEER
You: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU'RE MY SOULMATE (:Y
You: RT MN/
You: YEAH THAT WAZ AN ACCIDENT
Stranger: OH
You: HOW MANY CHILDREN SHUD WE HAV
Stranger: I THINK 26
You: OOOOH THATS A NICE NUMBER
You: ALMOST AS NICE AS UR FACE
Stranger: YES IT'S NICE AND ROUND (: LET'S HAVE 26
You: SO ITS SETTLED
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
You: SUSHI
You: AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE
You: LOTS AND LOTS
Stranger: * CHOPS FISH AND RICE AND SPRINKLES WITH CHOCOLATE *
You: YEAH!
Stranger: WITH A COVER OF CHOCOLATE
Stranger: IT'S GOTTA BE DELICIOUS
You: YEAH AND WELL BECOME WORLD FAMOUS CHEFS TOGETHER!@
Stranger: WERE GONNA BE FAMOUS, WE'LL ROCK THE WORLDS SOCKS
You: AND WELL B ROCK STARS TOO!
You: AND ALL OUR 26 CHILDRN WILL B OUR GROUPIES!
Stranger: I WANT TO DO THE GUITAR PLAYING BECAUSE I CAN'T SING
Stranger: BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD
You: AND WELL BE THE AWESOMEST FAMILY ROCK BAND THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN Stranger: THEY CAN STALK ME
You: O YEAH THAT WUD B WEIRD
Stranger: BUT THEY CAN STALK US RIGHT?
You: YEAH JUST FOR PUBLICITY
Stranger: COOL
You: YES HONEY, THEY CAN STALK US
Stranger: PEREZ HILTON WILL BE JEALOUS OF US
You: IKR
You: WE SO ROCK
You: AND WERE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET!!!
You: SO WHEN DO U WANNA HAV THE CEREMONY?
You: THIS WEEKEND?
Stranger: BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW HOW MANY KIDS WE WANT
Stranger: YES
Stranger: THAT'D BE PERFECT
You: KK
You: DO U HAV A NICE SPOT?
Stranger: I WANT PINK ZEBRAS TO BRING THE RINGS
Stranger: LET'S MARRY IN A TREE
You: OMFG THAT WUD B AWESOME!!!!!!
You: YESSS!
You: U R TOTALLY MY SOUL MATE!
Stranger: IKR ;]
Stranger: AND GOLDEN FROGS, THEY SHOULD BE THE HOSTS
You: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: U NO WAT
You: WE HAFTA HAV CHOCOLATE FONDUE
Stranger: TELL ME BBZ
Stranger: YES!!
Stranger: THE HUGEST FOUNTAIN EVER!!
You: YEAH!
You: WE CAN BABTIZE OUR BABIES IN IT!!!
You: (WHEN THEY COME)
Stranger: YES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME THEY'D TASTE SO SWEET
You: YEAH!
You: AND WELL LOVE THEM ALL EQUALLY
You: AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
You: THE END
You: :)
You: IT WILL B SO HAPPY
Stranger: WE'LL GET THEM SOME PINK ZEBRAS TO RIDE ON (:
You: AW SCREW IT LETS GET MARRIED TMRW
You: YEAH!
Stranger: YESS!
You: AND WELL HAV A WHOLE HERD OF PINK ZEBRAS AND WE CAN RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER
You: ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY
Stranger: WE'RE THE BEST TEAM/COUPLE/PARENTS/ROCKSTARS/CHEFS IN THE WORLD!!
You: AND WE CAN HAV OUR OWN TV SHOW!
You: REALITY
Stranger: YAY!
You: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THAT WILL B AWESOME!!!!!!
Stranger: IKR!!
Stranger: I ALREADY LOOK FORWARD TO RIDING OFF IN THE SUNSET
Stranger: WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON HONEYMOON?
You: O WE SHUD GO TO THIS AWESOME ICE HOTEL IN CANADA
You: I HEAR ITS RLLY NICE
Stranger: YEAH THAT SOUNDS COOL [this is where they kinda got bored]
Stranger: I ALSO WANT TO GO TO THE MOON, JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE
You: OMG!!!
Stranger: AND TO STEAL THE FLAG AND PUT IT ON OUR HOUSE
You: YEAH AND PUT OUR FAMILY PHOTO ON THE MOON
You: AND IT WILL B OURS
Stranger: THEY'LL BE SO SURPRISED
You: AND WHEN WE GET OLD WE CAN RETIRE THERE
Stranger: LETS BUILD A HOUSE ON THE MOON
You: YEAH
You: WITH LOTSA PINK ZEBRAS
Stranger: YES OMFG I LOVE PINK ZEBRAS SO MUCH
Stranger: WE COULD ALSO HAVE SOME BLUE GIRAFFES
You: OMFG I LUV THOSE!!!
Stranger: ME TOO!
You: AND WE CAN HAV LIKE A WHOLE REPLICA OF THE AFRICAN SAVANNA ON THE MOON CEPT IT WILL B ALL COLORFULL AND HAPPY
Stranger: WOW THATD BE SO AWESOME
Stranger: YOURE SO INSPIRING HUBBY
You: AND LITTLE FAIRYS CAN COME AND MAKE US TEA
Stranger: YES I LIKE FAIRIES UNLESS THEY PULL MY HAIR
You: WELL THEY WONT DARLING
You: CUZ UR SO HAWT
Stranger: GOOD (:
You: LETS HAV THE CEREMONY IN VEGAS
You: QUICK AND DIRTY
Stranger: ON TOP OF A MCDONALDS
You: UNDER A BEN AND JERRYS
Stranger: YES UNDER A BEN AND JERRYS
You: I LUV ICE CREAM!!
Stranger: THAT'D BE THE BESTEST WEDDING EVER
Stranger: I LOVE BEN&JERRYS
You: ESPECIALLY CHOCOLATE
You: AND STRAWBERRY
Stranger: WE COULD HAVE A BIG BEN&JERRYS PARTY AFTERWARD AND THEN TAKE A WHOLE TRUCK OF IT WITH US ON OUR HONEYMOON
You: YEAH!
You: AND WHEN WE BECOME ROCK STARS WE CAN GET IT FREE EVERY DAY
You: CUZ WE ROCK
You: OHHH
Stranger: EVERY ONE WANTS US TO EAT THEIR BEN&JERRYS
You: SO THEY CAN TAKE PICS OF US THERE AND HANG IT ON THEIR WALL AND B LIKE
You: THEY WERE HERE!
Stranger: AND WE COULD SIGN THEIR BUTS AND THEY'D BE LIKE 'I'LL NEVER WASH IT AGAIN!!'
You: AND WE CAN GO AROUND TO NOT FAMOUS PLACES AND CARVE OUR NAMES IN THE TREES AND B LIKE AWESOME
You: YEAH THAT WUD B WEIRD
You: BUT WHO CARES!
Stranger: YEAH IT'D BE FUN TOO BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO WASH THEIR ASS SOMETIME O:
You: YEAH ADN THEN THEYD COME BACK TO US AND B LIKE SIGN MY BUTT AGAIN!
You: THAT WUD B WEIRD
Stranger: YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY.. KEYBOARD!
You: AND AWKWARD
Stranger: BUT FUN
You: YEAH
You: WE R SO
You: MADE FOR EACHOTHER
Stranger: IKR
Stranger: WE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT US
You: YEAH!!!
Stranger: MILLIONAIRS, IN ONE DAY
You: IN ADDITION TO THE REALITY SHOW
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH!
Stranger: YEAAAAH!!!!!
Stranger: WE ROCK BBZ
You: YEAH
Stranger: I WUVS YOU HUBBY (:
You: SAME HERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gong Xi Fa Cai

In my opinion it's not Gong Hay Fat Choy.
Afterall, Cantonese is just a local dialect. (no offense)
For me, it's Gong Xi Fa Cai.
So if any of you happen to be in Beijing or wherever on Chinese New Year, don't say Gong Hay Fat Choy.
Don't.
It's like telling an American "Happy July 4th" in Italian.
Awkward, much?

[Olympic fangirl-ness]
And kinda getting off topic, but APOLO SHOULD'VE GOTTEN GOLD!
-fumes-
Although it was a miracle the two Koreans crashed and took themselves out at the last minute...
BUT HE SHOULD'VE GOTTEN GOLD!
-sobs- This'll prolly be his last Olympics... (TT_TT)
Oh wells. I'll be looking forward to seeing JR Celski then.
[/Olympic fangirl-ness]

When in doubt

When in doubt, write something.
Even if it does happen to be something like:

Sardines take years to expire.

or

My counselor is a poopy-face.

or

A 3 month old swimsuit is no good if it doesn't cover your butt.

or

I can't decide-- tai chi vs. chai tea.

or

I'm just going to stop listing examples now.

And because I'm currently in doubt, I write

Black cats and blueberry muffins are very smexy.

o by the by

o by the by
has anyone seen
little you-i
who stood on a green
hill and threw
his wish at blue

with a swoop and a dart
out flew his wish
(it dived like a fish
but it climbed like a dream)
throbbing like a heart
singing like a flame

blue it took my
far beyond far
and high beyond high
bluer it took your
but bluest it took our
away beyond where

what a wonderful thing
is the end of a string
(murmus little you-i
as the hill becomes nil)
and will somebody tell
me why people let go

E. E. Cummings

UWAAA!!! I'M SORRY!

Sorries... It may seem like I forgot about you guys, but that's not true. (or is it?)
Anyways, many many things to ramble about.

1 The pool is my other home.

2 My swimsuit is currently purple. (Yay, Sheila!) 'Tis very purdy. I like it.

3 Shinshi Doumei Cross aka Gentlemen's Club Alliance (or whatever it was in English). You must read it.

4 I have awesome JPOP CDs at home. They are pwnsome even though they are from a century ago.

5 I am currently writing again. As for fanfics... -HIDES-

6 Claire and I made a pwnsome comic book about biology. (Is there any other awesome word that is synonymous with "pwnsome"?)

7 AND LASTLY, FINALS ARE OVER!!!
Wheeee! Let's celebrate!
I am guessing that my grades will be 93-97, which is sad. (This makes me an overachiever, right?) But there will be a curve. :3
I swear, if our curve is low because some frickin idiot told a bunch frickin idiots about the frickin tests we took I will murder them. (*_*) -DEATHSTARE-

A Cold and Sunny January Sunday

Ok, so Bloland assigned us this weird collage thing, and I'm thinking about collaging the pictures on Photoshop, and doing a bunch of cool effects with it.
But, come on.
It's such a stupid project.
And it's so not worth overachieving for.
So I just decided to print the pictures out and resorted to collaging it in that lame, average, and mediocre way that everyone will do it in.
Go with the majority.
Why not?
I'm about to print it, but my printer doesn't really print anything other than a couple meek green lines.
Then I try my other printer, but it doesn't print at all.
Great.

Which leads me to the fact that I just had to go outside by MAHSELF, walk to FedEx Kinko's by MAHSELF, pay for them to print it by MAHSELF, and walk home by MAHSELF.
-huff-
I'm walking the streets by MAHSELF with no one in sight in the mile radius.
It's fricking Sunday and it's fricking cold.
The entire time I'm thinking, "What the hell is a girl like me doing, walking around on empty streets on this cold and sunny Sunday?"
Then I ask mahself, "How did my mom convince me to do this?"
But despite all this crap, I enjoyed the little walk.
'Tis refreshing! C:

Whoever read the whole post...

You are a loser.
XP

First post of the New Year

Hm...
Nothing much to say right now.
Just wanted to post my first post of the new year!

Yeah.
And also, I'm starting a new fanfic on Gakuen Alice, which I need help from.
Except a certain someone COUGHCOUGH Syd COUGHCOUGH hasn't read it yet/ is ignoring me/ hasn't finished reading it.
I don't know which one it is.
Because -ahem- she's not replying to my emails.
Even though I'm pretty sure she was on Facebook earlier...
-DEATHSTARE-
She's going to make me hunt her down when we get back to school.
She's making things resolve this way.
Tsk, tsk.

So yeah.
Syd, if you're reading this...
WATCH OUT.
Because I'm going to glomp-attack you any moment...

XD