Omegle

Oi.
So I don't go on omegle, but my weird addicted friends on crack (jkjk XD ) do, and I just found this convo hilarious. (Though it kinda gets old after a while.) Beware, 'tis really long, and when you get to the end, you feel like you wasted ten minutes reading it for nothing.

Stranger: HI
You: heeeeeeeeey
You: OMG I LOVE CAPS LOCK
Stranger: OMG ME TOO!
Stranger: ARE YOU MAGGIE?
You: OF COURSE
Stranger: YES?
You: YES
Stranger: AAAH!
You: IKR THIS IS SO CRAZY
Stranger: PROVE YOURSELF.
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW ME? O:
You: MY PATRONUS IS A OTTER
You: MY MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER
You: AND MY FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRY
Stranger: OMFG WILL YOU MARRY ME
You: HM LEMME THINK
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: WHO IS THE BRIDE?
You: YOU'RE MY WIFE
You: Y
Stranger: Y?
You: NO
You: UR FACE
You: IDK
Stranger: OH
You: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
Stranger: MY FACE IS HAWT
You: THATS NICE
Stranger: THANK YOU!!!!!
You: SO IZ MINE
You: DO YUO LIKE GRAPE JELLY?
Stranger: YAY WE CAN BE THE HAWT FACES COUPLE
You: YEAH!
You: WE ROCK!
Stranger: YES I LOVE GRAPES. I ALSO LOVE APPLES
You: BUT DO U LIKE CANTELOPE?
Stranger: CANTALOPE IS AWESOME
You: I LIKE ANTELOPES
You: OMG LETS ELOPE
Stranger: I LIKE ZEBRAS
You: ME TOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ESPECIALLY WHEN THEYRE PINK
You: I LIKE PURPLE ELEPHANTS
You: OMMFG WE HAV SO MUCH IN COMMON
Stranger: I ALSO LIKE IT WHEN MY FROGS ARE GOLDEN
You: OMG COMMON IS A PALINDROME
Stranger: YES WERE THE PERFECT COUPLE!
You: IKR!
Stranger: WHAT IS A PALINDROME AGAIN? XD
You: YEAH I JUST REALIZED THAT COMMON IS NOT A PALINDROME
Stranger: IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT WOULD BE NOMMOC
You: BUT A PALINDROME IS A WORD THAT IS THE SAME FRONTWARDS AND BACKEWADS
Stranger: AND THATS A WEIRD WORD
You: YEAH U ROCK
You: IT TOTALLY IZ
Stranger: YOU ROCK TOO
You: AWW THATS SO SWEET
You: SO DO U
Stranger: I LIKE CHOCOLATE DO YOU LIKE IT?
You: OMFG I LUV IT
You: BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LUV U
Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWWW :3
Stranger: THAT WAS SWEET BUT I LOVE YOU MORE
Stranger: MY PATRONUS IS IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR HAWT FACE
You: OMG I THNK MINE MIGHT B CHANGING
You: FROM AN OTTER
You: WOW UR RLLY HOT EVEN AS AN OTTER
Stranger: YOU ARE TOO YOURE SO PRETTYFUL
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE RING?
You: I THINK IT SHUD HAV A PIC OF UR FACE ON IT
You: AND URS CAN HAV ONE OF MINE ON IT
Stranger: THAT'D BE AWESOME
You: AND WE CAN WEAR THEM FOREVER
Stranger: AND EVER
You: AND EVER
Stranger: AND EEEVEEEEEEER
You: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU'RE MY SOULMATE (:Y
You: RT MN/
You: YEAH THAT WAZ AN ACCIDENT
Stranger: OH
You: HOW MANY CHILDREN SHUD WE HAV
Stranger: I THINK 26
You: OOOOH THATS A NICE NUMBER
You: ALMOST AS NICE AS UR FACE
Stranger: YES IT'S NICE AND ROUND (: LET'S HAVE 26
You: SO ITS SETTLED
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER?
You: SUSHI
You: AND LOTS OF CHOCOLATE
You: LOTS AND LOTS
Stranger: * CHOPS FISH AND RICE AND SPRINKLES WITH CHOCOLATE *
You: YEAH!
Stranger: WITH A COVER OF CHOCOLATE
Stranger: IT'S GOTTA BE DELICIOUS
You: YEAH AND WELL BECOME WORLD FAMOUS CHEFS TOGETHER!@
Stranger: WERE GONNA BE FAMOUS, WE'LL ROCK THE WORLDS SOCKS
You: AND WELL B ROCK STARS TOO!
You: AND ALL OUR 26 CHILDRN WILL B OUR GROUPIES!
Stranger: I WANT TO DO THE GUITAR PLAYING BECAUSE I CAN'T SING
Stranger: BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIRD
You: AND WELL BE THE AWESOMEST FAMILY ROCK BAND THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN Stranger: THEY CAN STALK ME
You: O YEAH THAT WUD B WEIRD
Stranger: BUT THEY CAN STALK US RIGHT?
You: YEAH JUST FOR PUBLICITY
Stranger: COOL
You: YES HONEY, THEY CAN STALK US
Stranger: PEREZ HILTON WILL BE JEALOUS OF US
You: IKR
You: WE SO ROCK
You: AND WERE NOT EVEN MARRIED YET!!!
You: SO WHEN DO U WANNA HAV THE CEREMONY?
You: THIS WEEKEND?
Stranger: BUT AT LEAST WE KNOW HOW MANY KIDS WE WANT
Stranger: YES
Stranger: THAT'D BE PERFECT
You: KK
You: DO U HAV A NICE SPOT?
Stranger: I WANT PINK ZEBRAS TO BRING THE RINGS
Stranger: LET'S MARRY IN A TREE
You: OMFG THAT WUD B AWESOME!!!!!!
You: YESSS!
You: U R TOTALLY MY SOUL MATE!
Stranger: IKR ;]
Stranger: AND GOLDEN FROGS, THEY SHOULD BE THE HOSTS
You: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: U NO WAT
You: WE HAFTA HAV CHOCOLATE FONDUE
Stranger: TELL ME BBZ
Stranger: YES!!
Stranger: THE HUGEST FOUNTAIN EVER!!
You: YEAH!
You: WE CAN BABTIZE OUR BABIES IN IT!!!
You: (WHEN THEY COME)
Stranger: YES THAT WOULD BE AWESOME THEY'D TASTE SO SWEET
You: YEAH!
You: AND WELL LOVE THEM ALL EQUALLY
You: AND WE WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
You: THE END
You: :)
You: IT WILL B SO HAPPY
Stranger: WE'LL GET THEM SOME PINK ZEBRAS TO RIDE ON (:
You: AW SCREW IT LETS GET MARRIED TMRW
You: YEAH!
Stranger: YESS!
You: AND WELL HAV A WHOLE HERD OF PINK ZEBRAS AND WE CAN RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET TOGETHER
You: ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY
Stranger: WE'RE THE BEST TEAM/COUPLE/PARENTS/ROCKSTARS/CHEFS IN THE WORLD!!
You: AND WE CAN HAV OUR OWN TV SHOW!
You: REALITY
Stranger: YAY!
You: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THAT WILL B AWESOME!!!!!!
Stranger: IKR!!
Stranger: I ALREADY LOOK FORWARD TO RIDING OFF IN THE SUNSET
Stranger: WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON HONEYMOON?
You: O WE SHUD GO TO THIS AWESOME ICE HOTEL IN CANADA
You: I HEAR ITS RLLY NICE
Stranger: YEAH THAT SOUNDS COOL [this is where they kinda got bored]
Stranger: I ALSO WANT TO GO TO THE MOON, JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE
You: OMG!!!
Stranger: AND TO STEAL THE FLAG AND PUT IT ON OUR HOUSE
You: YEAH AND PUT OUR FAMILY PHOTO ON THE MOON
You: AND IT WILL B OURS
Stranger: THEY'LL BE SO SURPRISED
You: AND WHEN WE GET OLD WE CAN RETIRE THERE
Stranger: LETS BUILD A HOUSE ON THE MOON
You: YEAH
You: WITH LOTSA PINK ZEBRAS
Stranger: YES OMFG I LOVE PINK ZEBRAS SO MUCH
Stranger: WE COULD ALSO HAVE SOME BLUE GIRAFFES
You: OMFG I LUV THOSE!!!
Stranger: ME TOO!
You: AND WE CAN HAV LIKE A WHOLE REPLICA OF THE AFRICAN SAVANNA ON THE MOON CEPT IT WILL B ALL COLORFULL AND HAPPY
Stranger: WOW THATD BE SO AWESOME
Stranger: YOURE SO INSPIRING HUBBY
You: AND LITTLE FAIRYS CAN COME AND MAKE US TEA
Stranger: YES I LIKE FAIRIES UNLESS THEY PULL MY HAIR
You: WELL THEY WONT DARLING
You: CUZ UR SO HAWT
Stranger: GOOD (:
You: LETS HAV THE CEREMONY IN VEGAS
You: QUICK AND DIRTY
Stranger: ON TOP OF A MCDONALDS
You: UNDER A BEN AND JERRYS
Stranger: YES UNDER A BEN AND JERRYS
You: I LUV ICE CREAM!!
Stranger: THAT'D BE THE BESTEST WEDDING EVER
Stranger: I LOVE BEN&JERRYS
You: ESPECIALLY CHOCOLATE
You: AND STRAWBERRY
Stranger: WE COULD HAVE A BIG BEN&JERRYS PARTY AFTERWARD AND THEN TAKE A WHOLE TRUCK OF IT WITH US ON OUR HONEYMOON
You: YEAH!
You: AND WHEN WE BECOME ROCK STARS WE CAN GET IT FREE EVERY DAY
You: CUZ WE ROCK
You: OHHH
Stranger: EVERY ONE WANTS US TO EAT THEIR BEN&JERRYS
You: SO THEY CAN TAKE PICS OF US THERE AND HANG IT ON THEIR WALL AND B LIKE
You: THEY WERE HERE!
Stranger: AND WE COULD SIGN THEIR BUTS AND THEY'D BE LIKE 'I'LL NEVER WASH IT AGAIN!!'
You: AND WE CAN GO AROUND TO NOT FAMOUS PLACES AND CARVE OUR NAMES IN THE TREES AND B LIKE AWESOME
You: YEAH THAT WUD B WEIRD
You: BUT WHO CARES!
Stranger: YEAH IT'D BE FUN TOO BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO WASH THEIR ASS SOMETIME O:
You: YEAH ADN THEN THEYD COME BACK TO US AND B LIKE SIGN MY BUTT AGAIN!
You: THAT WUD B WEIRD
Stranger: YOU TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY.. KEYBOARD!
You: AND AWKWARD
Stranger: BUT FUN
You: YEAH
You: WE R SO
You: MADE FOR EACHOTHER
Stranger: IKR
Stranger: WE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT US
You: YEAH!!!
Stranger: MILLIONAIRS, IN ONE DAY
You: IN ADDITION TO THE REALITY SHOW
Stranger: YEAH
You: YEAH!
Stranger: YEAAAAH!!!!!
Stranger: WE ROCK BBZ
You: YEAH
Stranger: I WUVS YOU HUBBY (:
You: SAME HERE
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